Whenever a situation goes wheels-off, my husband says, it’s like a bunch of monkeys fucking a football.
It’s one of my favorite sayings. I mean, the visual!
Anyway, I was trying to prove a point and decided to use it. But I got to my favorite swear word and started giggling so hard, the point I was making got hopelessly lost.
Monkeys fucking a football … Tee hee he.