Whenever a situation goes wheels-off, my husband says, it’s like a bunch of monkeys fucking a football.

It’s one of my favorite sayings. I mean, the visual!

Anyway, I was trying to prove a point and decided to use it. But I got to my favorite swear word and started giggling so hard, the point I was making got hopelessly lost.

Monkeys fucking a football … Tee hee he.

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

The snail is cute.

tastefullyoffensive:

[kartoffelstew]

AKA: vegetarian in Texas

tastefullyoffensive:

[kartoffelstew]

AKA: vegetarian in Texas

pbstv:

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was enacted 50 years ago today, outlawing discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex and national origin.
See what events led up to this moment with a special Civil Rights Collection from PBS Black Culture Connection.

pbstv:

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was enacted 50 years ago today, outlawing discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex and national origin.

See what events led up to this moment with a special Civil Rights Collection from PBS Black Culture Connection.

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shanellbklyn:

thechanelmuse:

The cast of In Living Color reunited for the first time in 18 years

I’m here for this

"You can do what you wanna do …"

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karliknwz:

"Is there a problem with my burger?"

Hilarious

He’s the best character on the show. By far.

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thefrogman:

62_Texas by Rémi Noël [website]

[h/t: deantrippe]

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thegentlemansarmchair:

It’s Mother’s Day again, so I’m posting this comic again! Happy Mother’s Day guys!

Mother’s Day

Dammit.

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americangothgirl:

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

americangothgirl:

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.

Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.

Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.

Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. 
She was not selected. 
Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

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scienceisbeauty:

First photograph ever taken by phosphorescent light. The face is that of Mr. Tesla, and the source of light is one of his phosphorescent bulbs. The time of exposure, eight minutes. Date of photograph January, 1894.
Source (Tesla Universe)


Selfie.

scienceisbeauty:

First photograph ever taken by phosphorescent light. The face is that of Mr. Tesla, and the source of light is one of his phosphorescent bulbs. The time of exposure, eight minutes. Date of photograph January, 1894.

Source (Tesla Universe)

Selfie.

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georgetakei:

You know, this once served as the rationale for keeping races from intermarrying—that prejudiced people would act like jerks toward their kids. Times change, but ignorance remains. http://ift.tt/1gVm0nV

Teach your little shitty kids not to bully.

georgetakei:

You know, this once served as the rationale for keeping races from intermarrying—that prejudiced people would act like jerks toward their kids. Times change, but ignorance remains. http://ift.tt/1gVm0nV

Teach your little shitty kids not to bully.