amburdoll:

canyoushipit:

darkxbunnyprincess:

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

WHAT THE FUCK

I loved these books

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Just keep reading it.

Just keep reading it.

pokerwithplato:

bloatedeffingrage:

mermaid-king:

mynamesjustanoose:

relevant to my life/ financial ruin 

Perfect

The idiots of middle age.

Lol just to avoid amazing atheists comment.

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georgetakei:

If you don’t know about this age-old controversy, it’s high time you became informed. Don’t know what I’m talking about (or do but need a good laugh), then read this.

I give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

georgetakei:

If you don’t know about this age-old controversy, it’s high time you became informed. Don’t know what I’m talking about (or do but need a good laugh), then read this.

I give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

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St. Louis galleria thoughts on #ferguson

mcbeester2:

I’m in the food court and it’s silent . Or very quiet. People glued to the tv which is broadcasting from Ferguson MO. On CNN.
The old white men behind me say,
“How long wis the government gonna get this wrong? The gov, is failing that community/state. He’s making us all look like idiots”

I wonder if their opinion changes when I walk away..

I hope not. That thought makes me want to cry harder than this whole situation.

Have you seen John Oliver’s piece on it?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/08/18/john_oliver_on_ferguson_missouri_and_police_militarization_video.html

This appeared below a movie trailer I just watched.

This is too many goddamn fucking logos.

This appeared below a movie trailer I just watched.

This is too many goddamn fucking logos.

georgetakei:

From a fan of my OhMyy Page:
 How very cheeky. #RoundRobin #GoWest

georgetakei:

From a fan of my OhMyy Page:

How very cheeky. #RoundRobin #GoWest

This is why I hate Pinterest. Some chick puts on some shitty plastic nails, too many rings, and snaps a photo of her hand with her phone (which you can see in said shitty plastic nails). And people repin it. Why? Why is this worth pinning?

It doesn’t link to where you can get these nails, who makes them, or anything. So there’s absolutely no point. Seriously, at least go to some teenagers fashion blog.

But for every crappy pin, there are .0004 good ones. So I stay on that stupid site.

Sorrynotsorry I’m a hater. But come on?

This is why I hate Pinterest. Some chick puts on some shitty plastic nails, too many rings, and snaps a photo of her hand with her phone (which you can see in said shitty plastic nails). And people repin it. Why? Why is this worth pinning?

It doesn’t link to where you can get these nails, who makes them, or anything. So there’s absolutely no point. Seriously, at least go to some teenagers fashion blog.

But for every crappy pin, there are .0004 good ones. So I stay on that stupid site.

Sorrynotsorry I’m a hater. But come on?

Whenever a situation goes wheels-off, my husband says, it’s like a bunch of monkeys fucking a football.

It’s one of my favorite sayings. I mean, the visual!

Anyway, I was trying to prove a point and decided to use it. But I got to my favorite swear word and started giggling so hard, the point I was making got hopelessly lost.

Monkeys fucking a football … Tee hee he.

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

The snail is cute.

tastefullyoffensive:

[kartoffelstew]

AKA: vegetarian in Texas

tastefullyoffensive:

[kartoffelstew]

AKA: vegetarian in Texas

pbstv:

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was enacted 50 years ago today, outlawing discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex and national origin.
See what events led up to this moment with a special Civil Rights Collection from PBS Black Culture Connection.

pbstv:

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was enacted 50 years ago today, outlawing discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex and national origin.

See what events led up to this moment with a special Civil Rights Collection from PBS Black Culture Connection.

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shanellbklyn:

thechanelmuse:

The cast of In Living Color reunited for the first time in 18 years

I’m here for this

"You can do what you wanna do …"

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karliknwz:

"Is there a problem with my burger?"

Hilarious

He’s the best character on the show. By far.

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